why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out
"you can’t watch an entire tv series in one night"
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food